cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

Me, but I can actually cook

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a-high-ass-ginger:

I smoke in the morning cause I wake up anxious. I smoke in the afternoon cause I get depressed. And I smoke at night so I don’t get nightmares.

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hunterrl6:

Bang bang

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And kept in a vase
I want your booty
All up in my face

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prismatic-bell:

thescienceofjohnlock:

thenerdyindividual:

Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/ A funny yet logical one:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.

Reblogged for my Californians. I hereby challenge you all to use ice packs or frozen towels for your challenge should you be nominated, and to mention in your video the reason why.
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olivia-gee:

Plz
Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes in your ask right now
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sex-ink-metal:

xxx
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exteenagedirtbag:

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery


Where do i get dis
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universaltranscension:

Bill fuckin’ Murray
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captain-skater:

Rodney.
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p-izza:

there is 1.4 million blogs on tumblr and this post has 1 million notes!!!!!!!!!!!!